"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
09/04/2016 at 12:36 • Filed to: None
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"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
09/04/2016 at 12:36 • Filed to: None | 1
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Asking a casual acquaintance from a nearby town to hang out because you’re traveling and happen to be nearby is totally cool.
Buying plane tickets to see that person, when you’ve not shown any previous interest and they have never shown any interest at all is totally CREEPY.
If you don’t hear from me by Tuesday my body is probably in a ditch somewhere off I-70.
(Cog railway for your time)
Edit: I’ve been almost sick to my stomach with being sketched out about all of this but I feel instantly better having told you guys. At least I can laugh about it all later with someone now!
For Sweden
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:39 |
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context needed
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:41 |
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I want more details before your possible untimely demise
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smobgirl
> For Sweden
09/04/2016 at 12:43 |
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That’s pretty much the story as it stands. Hey, how far is (town) from you? Want to hang out this weekend?
But actually I’m flying out there to see you and have this whole elaborate date planned out from start to finish even though we’ve said 20 words to each other in 15 years. Except I don’t know anything about you, so it’s nothing you would actually want to do. (I, in this case, is the other person).
Moral of the story, if it's a good plot for a RomCom it's probably sketchy in real life.
LongbowMkII
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:43 |
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How else was I supposed to interpret “Hi”?
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smobgirl
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/04/2016 at 12:44 |
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I don't have the whole story yet. Getting picked up shortly. I'll let you know if I survive.
shop-teacher
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:45 |
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Duly noted.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:48 |
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Are they at least remotely attractive or interesting? Does this ploy have any chance of success?
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smobgirl
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/04/2016 at 12:49 |
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A) not seen in forever, no idea.
B) probably not, because long distance is not my thing.
Mercedes Streeter
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:50 |
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I used to be that guy...plan crazy dates with women who prolly thought I was sketch
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:50 |
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Maybe it’s one of those Limited Time Only things if you... know what I’m sayin’
Nibby
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:51 |
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If you need to borrow the Sequoia, let me know. You can use it to run over him if he acts up.
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smobgirl
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/04/2016 at 12:54 |
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And those are fine for folks who like them, but it wasn't framed like that or I could have politely declined. I feel like I've been sort of blackmailed here.
Leon711
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:54 |
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It’s been nice knowing you on Oppo.
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smobgirl
> Mercedes Streeter
09/04/2016 at 12:56 |
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You at least have the excuse of being young and over eager! This guy should definitely know better.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 12:58 |
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Oy vey...
KatzManDu
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 13:03 |
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Stay safe; I wager if you didn’t have some semblance of comfort you wouldn’t be doing this.
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smobgirl
> KatzManDu
09/04/2016 at 13:04 |
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Yeah, there's really no chance I'll end up murdered. The whole situation is just comically awkward.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 13:06 |
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Nice knowing you
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 13:07 |
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I see no way where this doesn't work out perfectly.
Leadbull
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 13:18 |
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Hope it’s one of the more scenic stretches of I-70!
But for real, that's super creepy. Why do people have to be weird? Is it that hard to be a normal person?
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 13:42 |
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Look at the bright side... “Hannibal The Cannibal” was a FICTIONAL movie character...
Lol
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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Nibby
09/04/2016 at 13:45 |
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You're gonna have a hard time getting the blood and guts out the grill and radiator.
duurtlang
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 14:30 |
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How old is he?
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> smobgirl
09/04/2016 at 14:40 |
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Dude has obvious romantic interests. Some guys think a girl being nice to them is more than just a simple fact that the girl is being polite and not an A-hole. Then the dude turns it into a LRT in their head and is sorely disappointed in the conclusion.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
09/04/2016 at 14:48 |
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That 5.7L V8 can survive minor pedestrian mishaps.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/04/2016 at 14:50 |
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Interestingly, it’s better for both parties in the long run to just be upfront immediately. Someone might feel guilty, the other devastated, but things can really drag out of control just because fear of hurt or hurting feelings.
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LongbowMkII
> Nibby
09/04/2016 at 16:17 |
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At least offer jay or k’s mustang. Right tool for the job.
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LongbowMkII
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/04/2016 at 16:18 |
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I love you.
Wait, you sold the Celica...
You're alright.
Sneaky Pete
> Mercedes Streeter
09/05/2016 at 21:58 |
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+1
Damn movies telling me it’s all romantic when it actually comes across as extremely creepy.
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smobgirl
> duurtlang
09/05/2016 at 22:16 |
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Just saw this - 45.
Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> Mercedes Streeter
09/08/2016 at 11:05 |
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Now you’re that girl. Planning crazy dates with people who think you’re totally sketch.
(I’m kidding of course....)
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Mercedes Streeter
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
09/08/2016 at 12:40 |
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I’m entirely sketch lol. Just a big ball of unknown and affection :D